itsbeenayear: When I see everything that I have to study About halfway through the week Eating junk to make myself feel better When my friends ask me to come and hang out When I finally sit down to write the exams When I see that I don’t know any of the information on the test When my friend asked me if I got B for number 4 What my teachers are doing as they post my grades ...
this is my feelings on reading all these scholarly...
over the last few years the quality of SNL has been debatable, it’s true. but i find this sketch to be just damn hilarious!!
The most dangerous drink is gin. You have to be really, really careful with...– Dylan Moran (via willyrev) this is amazing….however i ADORE gin
I was up way too late last night and Archer was...
Archer: Why is the train stopping.
Waiter: We're at the border...
Waiter: This new place called... Canada...
Waiter: So customs, passport control, immigration. You know, the border.
Archer: Yeah but with America.
Lana: THEY STILL GUARD THE BORDER ARCHER.
Archer: Lana, we're going INTO Canada.
Archer: Do you have a helicopter?
Terrorist: Nope, just a gun.
Archer: Its empty, dickhead.
Terrorist: Nice try, superdickhead.
*click click* What the??
Archer: You fired EIGHT rounds, ULTRA dickhead. Am the only person who ever keeps track of that?