April 2012
23 posts
Final Exams
itsbeenayear:
When I see everything that I have to study
About halfway through the week
Eating junk to make myself feel better
When my friends ask me to come and hang out
When I finally sit down to write the exams
When I see that I don’t know any of the information on the test
When my friend asked me if I got B for number 4
What my teachers are doing as they post my grades
...
this is my feelings on reading all these scholarly...
weedywomen:
Watchover the last few years the quality of SNL has been debatable, it’s true. but i find this sketch to be just damn hilarious!!
“The most dangerous drink is gin. You have to be really, really careful with...”
– Dylan Moran (via willyrev)
this is amazing….however i ADORE gin
I was up way too late last night and Archer was...
Archer: Why is the train stopping.
Waiter: We're at the border...
Archer: Of?
Waiter: This new place called... Canada...
Archer: So?!
Waiter: So customs, passport control, immigration. You know, the border.
Archer: Yeah but with America.
Lana: THEY STILL GUARD THE BORDER ARCHER.
Archer: Lana, we're going INTO Canada.
Archer: Do you have a helicopter?
Terrorist: Nope, just a gun.
Archer: Its empty, dickhead.
Terrorist: Nice try, superdickhead.
*click click* What the??
Archer: You fired EIGHT rounds, ULTRA dickhead. Am the only person who ever keeps track of that?
